𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — Bucky Barnes x Fem!reader
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled "i could beat the shit out of you" in his ear.
he said "i know" with a smile
— based on this thing found on Pinterest (tho written in the you perspective)
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — you're drunk so I guess mention of alcohol
𝐕𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 — not posted in a while so here is a little thing for you guys, like, comment and reblog!, not my gif
“Nooooo!” You shouted through the Avengers compound.
Bucky who had you thrown over his shoulder rolled his eyes at your dramatic actions.
For understanding, Tony had thrown one of his infamous party's after coming back from a successful mission and decided to get half of the Avengers drunk with you being one of them.
“Come on! I had– my drink wasn– Bucky–”
Bucky shook his head at your attempt to talk as you were constantly cut off by a hiccup.
“Buck! The room– oom it's– spinninggg.” You gasped while drawing out the 'ing'.
The former Winter Soldier couldn't contain his chuckle anymore.
“That is– that is not fun– ny!”
He learned over the past few years that it was better not to reply to anything you said right now.
When Bucky reached your shared quarters, he wasn't prepared for the following. He sat you down on the ground before closing the door quietly.
“Why is it soooo hot in here?” The hiccups were finally gone and were exchanged with a wave of heat.
“What?” Bucky turned around, his eyes widening.
You started unbuttoning your button up dress.
“Doll...where is your bra?” Bucky sighed, his thumb and middle finger rubbing his temples.
“Skipped it obviously and see! It's so hot it was worth it!”
The dress hangs on your shoulders, your body now exposed to Bucky.
Relief washed over him when he saw that you were wearing panties at least. “Stop undressing.” He demanded as he saw your fingers raising.
You pouted and walked over to him.
“Why? Don't you like me naked...at your mercy, make me do anything you want.”
Your hands trailed up his arm as you tried to seduce him, “not happening doll.” Bucky told you and grabbed your wrist gently.
“But Bucky I want you t–!” You began talking rather loudly
“Ssshhhh, you’ll wake the entire compound.”
Bucky put his hand on your mouth silencing you.
You grinned against Bucky's hand and licked it with your tongue.
He pulled his hand away in an instant, wiping your spit against his pants. “Really?” He asked with raised brows.
You were still grinning and before Bucky could stop you, you had discarded the last of your clothes including the panties.
“God doll...” He mumbled, sighing, “today is one of those drunk days huh?”
Yeah there were also crying drunk, angry drunk, funny drunk and well horny, hot, not listening to anything Bucky says drunk. Today was a mixture of the last three to four.
He shook his head amused by your action.
“Now all fun aside, it's time for bed.” He propped his hands on his torso looking like a dad.
“But I'm not even tired!” You whined as Bucky picked you up once again to lay you on the bed.
“Look I'm gonna lay right next to ya, okay doll?”
“On one condition,” Bucky raised his eyebrows, “you take your pants and shirt off.”
Bucky chuckled, of course you would say something like this. “Fine, but you put a shirt on, I don't need ya catching a cold.”
He was just as tired as you even though you felt like running a marathon your boyfriend knew you would be out cold within five minutes.
You took Bucky's shirt and pulled it over your head before sitting on the bed.
Bucky laid down next to you, relieved to finally have you in bed, “are you sure you don't wanna have sex?”
“Yes doll.”
As Bucky got comfortable you laid yourself on his chest. You let a quite sigh from you lips “You know if we were to fight each other..,” you began.
You kissed his neck and whispering, “I could beat the shit out of you,” in his ear.
He said “I know” with a smile.
While being drunk you could go from one topic to the other without it having any connection to the other.
“Bucky if I was a worm would you still love me?”
“Bucky why don't you wanna have sex with me?”
“Bucky if animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?”
He rolled his eyes playfully and put his hand over your mouth again, “sleep doll please.”
“Tell me a story?”
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Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester! ❤️ (January 24, 1979)
So context for the latest Oscar drama (2022 edition):
Chris Rock was presenting an award and made some jokes about certain stars in the crowd.
He noticed Jada Pinkett Smith has a shaved head and joked that she was going to star in GI Jane 2 (a movie where Demi Moore famously shaved her head).
Will Smith originally laughed, saw his wife wasn’t laughing, then got up, walked over to Chris, and slapped him.
Audio was muted where I was, but uncensored clips are out showing Will yelling at Chris to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth.
Will Smith has now won Best Actor and as I write this is giving a speech. He apologized to the Academy and has said protecting family is important.
Source
Serendipity - There has been a lot of terrible things that Natasha, Bucky, and Clint have had to endure, but they’ve all lead here.* Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader
Heatwave - You, Bucky, Natasha, and Clint can’t get used to the heat. Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader
A Tale of Three Soldiers - Clint told me that Wade told him that he, had an orgy with you Steve and Bucky. This is what he said. Could you please confirm or deny?* Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Wade Wilson x F!Reader
Sex With Steve - You, Natasha, Sam, and Bucky sit and talk about your conquests. Turns out you all have a lot in common.* Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader
The Games We Play Together - Tony Stark is a playboy and why would you want to change that? Your open relationship takes a fun turn when you bring up sleeping with other Avengers.* Tony Stark x Reader, Bruce Banner x Natasha Romanoff x Tony Stark x Reader
The Asgardians - The Asgardians issue a challenge that’s a little too hard to turn ignore.* Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Brunnhilde (Valkyrie) x Steve Rogers x Thor x F!Reader
Like Rabbits - Series While you and Natasha are contemplating starting a family together, Bucky and Clint are doing the exact same thing. So two couples go take the same path to parenthood together.* Natasha Romanoff x Reader & Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes
Avengers as Parents Drabbles. - Collection. A series of drabbles of various Avengers dealing with parenthood. Thor | Clint | Natasha | Bucky | Sam | Bruce | Tony | Rhodey | Scott | Wanda | T’Challa | Steve
Small Gods - Collection A collection of Reader Insert stories where various Avengers begin relationships with minor deities.
Balancing Work and Home - Series featuring most of the Avengers and written with @thelookingglassalice about balancing family life and being an Avenger.
Phd by mistake
Sebastian Stan interview in 'Podcrushed' (2022) 🎥