Y/N: You Have More Qualities Than You Think. [points To Natasha’s Chest] You Have This.

PHASE FIVE IS COMING OUR WAY

AHH BABY DRACO 🥺🥺

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boys night

Summary: JJ and the guys have a boys night, but he can’t help but think about you

Warnings: sex references? JJ being JJ

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“No way, bro, Halloween is the ultimate horror film, you’re both idiots,” JJ drunkenly defended, shaking his head at John B and Pope.

“No, listen, Hereditary is like…smart,” Pope argued back, and JJ groaned around his beer.

“Yeah, just what I want from my horror films, Pope. Smarts. No! Blood and guts and slashy slashy,” JJ pointed his finger at his friends, and John B rolled his eyes.

“Okay, okay, let’s agree to disagree, guys, I’m gonna go get another couple of beers,” John B was already halfway out of his seat, ever the peacekeeper when it came to JJ and Pope’s debates.

He was about to turn back towards the Chateau when he spotted JJ fishing in his pocket.

“No, nope, give it here,” he ordered, and JJ looked up in confusion.

“What are you talking about?”

“The phone. I know what you’re doing. No girlfriends tonight,” he held his hand out.

“I wasn’t even gonna message her!” JJ defended, lying through his teeth, ignoring the sarcastic look Pope was throwing his way.

“JJ. You do this every boys night and we don’t wanna listen to you two tell each other how in love you are for the next hour. You traumatised Pope last time.”

“I never wanna hear the word ‘daddy’ come out of that woman’s mouth again,” Pope muttered, and JJ just smirked at him.

“Speak for yourself,” he winked, and Pope pretended to gag over the side of his chair.

“JJ, no.” Pope groaned.

“JJ, yes,” he grinned back.

“JJ. No.” John B cut in, holding his hand out again.

“What if there’s an emergency?”

“What kind of emergency?”

JJ shrugged, smug look overtaking his features.

“A dick emergency.”

“JJ, phone!”

“Jeeeeez, fine,” JJ held his hands up before reaching into his pocket and handing his phone over to John B who slid it into his shorts before heading inside.

“I just wanna say that I think this is very unfair,” JJ complained to Pope, who raised an eyebrow at his blonde friend.

“Distance is healthy, man. You’re whipped.”

“Of course I’m whipped. Have you seen my girl?” JJ defended, and Pope just smiled and shook his head, knowing there was no derailing JJ when it came to his favourite topic - you.

“Okay, I’m gonna go to the bathroom before you start in on the wedding plans,” Pope stood up and stretched before heading in after John B, leaving JJ by the fire brooding.

When they finally came back outside together, John B spotted the sheepish look on JJ’s face.

“What did you do?”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about, man. Gimme my beer,” JJ held his hand out, and John B decided to let it go, handing over the bottle and settling back in his seat.

“Okay, so, what about Scream? We’re totally forgetting a classic!” JJ started up again, and John B groaned as the debate started right back where they’d left it.

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Pope was in the middle of a fierce defence of Midsommer when John B heard his own phone buzz from the floor beside him. He picked it up eagerly, hoping it was Sarah (yeah, he was a hypocrite, sue him).

Instead, your name flashed across his screen, and he frowned, opening the text. He was halfway through the message when he spat his beer out, spraying half of it on Pope.

“What the fuck, John B?” He startled, jumping up.

“JJ, why the hell do I have a very descriptive message from your girl about how she wants to, and I quote, ‘get dicked down’?” John B sputtered out.

“She answered? Nice, lemme see!” JJ reached out for the phone, wincing at the slap John B landed on his hand.

“Please tell me you did not use my phone to sext your girlfriend?”

“You took mine! What was I supposed to do?”

“Not be horny for one night!”

“Impossible,” JJ scoffed, trying for another grab at the phone. “Lemme read it!”

“No! I’m deleting this,” John B held the phone out of JJ’s reach.

“Wait, come on, I wanna see what she put!”

“Well I don’t! What if Sarah saw this?!”

JJ shrugged, taking a swig of his beer.

“Maybe she could pick up some tips? My girl’s filth,” he winked, and Pope threw his hands up in exasperation.

“Yeah, this is not happening. Bad JJ!”

“Fine! Sorry for being sexually active guys! Back to boys night,” JJ promised, leaning back in his chair.

It was silent for a few moments, all three guys settling back and drinking.

“But seriously, what did she say?!”

“JJ!”

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Sex With Steve - You, Natasha, Sam, and Bucky sit and talk about your conquests. Turns out you all have a lot in common.*  Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

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The Asgardians - The Asgardians issue a challenge that’s a little too hard to turn ignore.*  Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Brunnhilde (Valkyrie) x Steve Rogers x Thor x F!Reader

Like Rabbits - Series While you and Natasha are contemplating starting a family together, Bucky and Clint are doing the exact same thing.  So two couples go take the same path to parenthood together.* Natasha Romanoff x Reader & Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes

Collected Works - Reader insert stories featuring monogamous Reader/Character couples that all fit a central theme.

Avengers as Parents Drabbles. - Collection.  A series of drabbles of various Avengers dealing with parenthood. Thor | Clint | Natasha | Bucky | Sam | Bruce | Tony | Rhodey | Scott | Wanda | T’Challa | Steve

Small Gods - Collection A collection of Reader Insert stories where various Avengers begin relationships with minor deities.

Balancing Work and Home - Series featuring most of the Avengers and written with @thelookingglassalice about balancing family life and being an Avenger.

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