I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That You Can Rub Your Crotch Until Something Really Good Happans

This 'impossible' crane shot from Mikhail Kalatozov's SOY CUBA (1964) ...

IS the greatest and quite remarkable one shot scene of them all.

u think alien pornstars shave their pubes into crop circles

is this politics

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

Normal guy on Grindr: Hey sweetie… I’d love to see you here ;)

Normal non-binary person on Grindr: You’re so cute :3 Wanna parallel play and frot ?!?

My orc hubby: I will tear you in half with my awful penis

Sgt Frog gets canceled (2025) on canvas with pencil and acrylic paint markers

what the hell did i just stumble upon