Normal Guy On Grindr: Hey Sweetie… I’d Love To See You Here ;)

Normal guy on Grindr: Hey sweetie… I’d love to see you here ;)

Normal non-binary person on Grindr: You’re so cute :3 Wanna parallel play and frot ?!?

My orc hubby: I will tear you in half with my awful penis

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