I Know It's Old News At This Point But This Headline Still Fucking Kills Me

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

In honor of Tomodachi Life 2 getting announced here’s a painting of the iconic hotel

i’m so glad i’ve spent the last 10 years of my life in this website

tumblr isnt fascist because people use polite language while doing blood quantum and employing race realism in order to determine that you deserve to be harassed off the website for saying death to amerikkka

hi sorry, your local 21 year old stoner non-drinker complaining about alcohol again. WHY DOES IT TASTE SO BAAAAAAAAAD im trying to drink a beer like a NORMAL PERSON but it tastes LIKE DICKS!!!!!!!

stray thing..!

they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

i know we're mad at nintendo but this outfit is so raw