Boy: “Are You Gonna Cum For Me?”

Billie eilish was the ryan reynolds of straight women

No joke though watching people on here say the most basic heterosexual catholic ass bullshit is so funny straight up wymmmm you think if someone hasn’t been proposed to in two years they should break up. Wym there’s no point to a relationship without the end goal of marriage. Wym you think liking photos on instagram is indicative of wanting to cheat. Wym you think nonmonogamy is soulless. God damn lol you’re skirting the line judging of people based on body counts and saying bisexuals are more likely to cheat at that point

RIP 4Chan, i'll never forget this post that instantly cured my social anxiety upon reading it 🫡

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

Also insane considering they banned russia, but israel is allowed

this shit is extra disgusting considering that famously Very Extremely European Nation Israel is participating in Eurovision while it actively carries out a genocide. wiping out whole families with a half dozen children under the age of 13 by dropping bombs on them while they're asleep is is a-ok but being inspired by a Russian woman is enough to get you declared public enemy number one.

tired dog part 2

if my fields were salted i would add pepper

Minecraft movie

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before