You Know What I'm Tired Of? People Mischaracterizing Mumbo. He Is Not A Normal Man. Nor Is He A Calm

a love triangle? a love square? bitch im in a love fucktangular

you know shit is getting real when a hermit is trying to solve a problem and it cuts to them in a call with cubfan and etho

SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP swamp.

This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.

For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.

Tag discussion encouraged of course

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

this is so fucking real cause in my sci fi story there is a school that is briefly mentioned in one arc, and instead of actually developing the narrative ive spent nearly a year working on a fictional paper published by a professor at said school on how a certain facet of the superpower system works. that prof would be mentioned by name ONCE in the actual narrative and that specific facet is literally too weak for it to ever be important to the main plot, but its fun so why not

No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

Hey, worldbuilding idea concerning "what if magic, but it's a science": the more you learn about magic, the more obvious it is that we actually know fuck-all about it. Like a layman will say "ghostly forces are more sensitive to the haunting ghost's relatives due to the bond of bloodlines" with the same obvious confidence as "a rock falls to the ground because it's heavy", while students of the magical arts are baffled by these forces, along the lines of "fucking magnets, how do they work." Nobody knows how any of this actually works.

An ancient mage who is famed to be the most wise of all the ways of magic will sigh at another confusing dead end, admitting something like "in all levels except physical, the fae do not exist", and someone with only happenstance experience with the supernatural goes "what are you talking about, of course they exist, I've seen them", and the mage, exasperated, agrees. Yes, of course they do exist. But they shouldn't. And we don't know how that works.

schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔

I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??

idk man

but I wanna do it

I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3

did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!

but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun

the only thing ive learned at engineering school is DONT GO ON PLANES WHATEVER U DO DONT GET ON THOSE FUCKING PLANES PLEASE NO NOT THE PLANES

i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!

slay the citadel?

'curlys lack of proper intervention enabled jimmy to continue his abuse towards anya and the rest of the crew and his character is a showcase of how men refuse to acknowledge the issue and take it seriously when their friends turn out to be predators. his inaction becoming the initial cause of everyones demise in the end is part of the games commentary on rape culture and how it affects the victims and everyone around them'

and

'curly isnt an inherently evil person but in fact a very human and relatable character who was genuinely upset with wht jimmy did but didnt want to take drastic measures in tht very moment to avoid causing more harm to anyone bcuz he knew jimmy was unpredictable and prone to becoming aggressive and he tried to handle the situation carefully (altho failed to do so in the end)'

r 2 statements tht can coexist btw