Uh Oohhh Forgot To Wipe Down The Cutting Board From Last Night Before Cutting Up Strawberries #onionberries

fuck unlovable im unlikable bitch

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

i love cleo and etho so much they vibrate on the exact same frequency. like they're both really individualistic and they both act cute when threatened and they're both scary smart and also kind of mean and they both love bdubs and idk maybe they were meant for each other. did you ever think about that? do you ever think about how things would be different if cleo had been invited to mindcrack all those years ago? because I do.

this is so fucking real cause in my sci fi story there is a school that is briefly mentioned in one arc, and instead of actually developing the narrative ive spent nearly a year working on a fictional paper published by a professor at said school on how a certain facet of the superpower system works. that prof would be mentioned by name ONCE in the actual narrative and that specific facet is literally too weak for it to ever be important to the main plot, but its fun so why not

No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u

i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!

slay the citadel?

Eyes