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i love cleo and etho so much they vibrate on the exact same frequency. like they're both really individualistic and they both act cute when threatened and they're both scary smart and also kind of mean and they both love bdubs and idk maybe they were meant for each other. did you ever think about that? do you ever think about how things would be different if cleo had been invited to mindcrack all those years ago? because I do.

I am not particularily religious anything but I think the notion that atheism is inherently more scientific than any form of religious faith is a bit silly. Phycisists and scientists and biologists have less foundationally proovable ideas about how the grand scheme of the universe works than your local homeless man on the train screaming about how Jesus was a multidimensional spider (that happened btw I did not stop to ask him for his reasons but maybe I shldve)

i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!

slay the citadel?

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Please Lord take all of TommyInnit's pain and give it to mrbeast

jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.

if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u

you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks