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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (Ships Version)
SHARE their names.
SAY their names.
after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.
Reminder that Beetlejuice is jewish, bi/pan, chubby, and doesn’t ship beetlebabes!!!
all of this is canonical!!!!
who did this?
vents out frustration in the form of shitty doodles
Anonymous said: Tony and Steve, If you two were to have an argument that kind of became a really Really big one (like a massive superhero war or something) and it came down to only one of you being able to win by killing the other in order to win the war for your side, could you do it? (Also I really hope this doesnt happen btw but I need to know!!! You guys are my otp!!!)
“Ugh.. You guys really like to ask such questions.. And peace can’t be achieved by destroying others.”
“Hm. Yes, but peace and keeping peace is just a show of who has a bigger gun in case of conflict. As for me, I know I couldn’t kill Steve–”
“Of course, me and Tony are partners in more ways than just being in a relationship. We don’t always agree, but we would never hurt the other.”
“– instead of killing him, I would take him in captivity.”
“… Wait, what?”
“Yeah, what good would come from killing you? That would be such a waste.. Instead, I would just keep you under lock as my prisoner. But, maybe first I would let the world know, that Captain America is dead. That way no one would look for you and you would be all mine.”
“I see you thought this all through.”
“Always prepared, baby.”
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One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man. The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing. 100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.