after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.
Reminder that Beetlejuice is jewish, bi/pan, chubby, and doesn’t ship beetlebabes!!!
all of this is canonical!!!!
But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?
Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right
None of the King’s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she’s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes
They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her
The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who’s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth
The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time
And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens
did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell
Heh … I can’t find my feels anymore *sobs uncontrollably *
I love this!!!!
I wish more attention was being brought to other aro issues… like, yeah us getting shitty comments from others about us being aro sucks, and media representation would be great, but there’s more to our problems than that. I’m tired of seeing people go “shut up, you’re not oppressed cause you don’t wanna date” when you can’t afford a house on a single person’s income unless that person has a really well paying job which most of us don’t. Being pressured into relationships I don’t want by my family is bad enough but being financially pressured into it is even worse.