Charity: Knock Knock

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Harry: Maggie, go clean your room.

Maggie: *activates lightsaber in darkened hallway*

Harry: *sighs* All right. Let’s do this *activates lightsaber*

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Imagine Anastasia and Morgan as paranormal investigators like the dudes from buzzfeed unsolved except instead of one being a dick to ghosts and one being afraid of the ghosts they both are a dick to the ghosts. 

Like, the goatman bridge thing;

Morgan: It’s MY bridge now

Anastasia: We’ll be back for you, goatman, afterall it is our bridge now

Morgan: As we snuff out these candles we snuff you out of the mortal world you fucking wimp

Anastasia: I’m dancing on your bridge! Look at how I’m dancing on your bridge!

Morgan: Fuck you Goatman

Anastasia: If you want me off this bridge you’re gonna have to throw me off of it!

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Michael Carpenter: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?

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That one part from Charlottes Web that says "Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice." Reminds me of Morgan.

Dude these are so awesome. I love the mental image of Morgan grumpily walking out of the woods with sticks in his hair

Morgan Headcanons Round 2

I hope this helps @cyr-frey.

1. Morgan’s favorite animal is the wolf. I have no real justification for this one it kind of appeared recently.

2. He is a veritable font of random knowledge. Want to know how to handle a stagecoach? The melting point of lead? Which evocations Luccio has banned in the barracks? Ask Morgan he probably has the answer.

3. He is half the reason she has a list of banned evocations to begin with and no he won’t explain why they are banned.

4. He is very much an urban predator. Find a troublesome warlock in the middle of 5 million people no problem. However ask him to find anything at all even in a small forest and he will come back 6 hours later covered in mud, sticks in his hair and being chased by a skunk.

5. He rarely ever takes any of the obscene amounts of vacation time he has banked but when he does it is usually because Luccio has threatened him.

6. Most of the wardens make for terrible patients. Morgan however tends to be fairly calm he understands that he is a liability if he is injured and is willing to obey the healers wholeheartedly.

Sorry that this is short and nonsensical today. I just got off of a double shift at work and my brain is not cooperating.