I Bet Crossing Spears With Someone To Block Entry Into A Location Feels So Fucking Good

Michael Carpenter: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?

reblog if u think reinhardt should have a bikini skin

Morgan: I was just like you when I was a kid. I was this badass wizard with these big plans to change the world.

Harry: Yeah? What happened?

Morgan: Oh, didn’t you hear? I changed the world.

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

more silly drawings 

YES. Please, more Morgan fic <3

I'm happy to oblige! :)

Can someone make an accurate movie or show of the Dresden files? I want to see action scenes done by a guy wearing sweat pants and cowboy boots. Also, wizard with gun.

Ooh great idea. I'll see what I can do

I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory. 

If anyone has a blank copy of that alignment chart meme with feral and hates the Irish and all that on it thatd be amazing I need it for reasons and I am a fool and cannot find it