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The ABSOLUTE sexiest is this one woman I saw at work one time who was so nice to me

She was like a metalhead with tons of tattoos and piercings and we talked for a fair bit about music before she left it was cool

(and also the previously mentioned person <3)

(and whoever is reading this. i love you all.)

what’s your favorite vampire and why

not a question i ever thought i'd be asked. uhh i don't really know if i have a favorite :(

i mean i consume a lot of media with vampires IN it, i grew up with castlevania and i'm a huge jjba fan...

so i guess Alucard (even though he's not TECHNICALLY a vampire, he's a dhampir) or Dio Brando. specifically part 1 Dio because his design is so fucking goated.

oh and the vampire on the title screen of vampire survivors. he's the only one in the game.

if i follow you, think of that as me liking all of your posts.

i don't wanna get TOO freaky and then get exploded again for some reason.

ESPECIALLY reblogging... but i might make a few exceptions for both here and there :)

just had freaky dog sex w/ @cyanospectre while listening to linkin park during a thunderstorm

I'M SO BOREEDDDDDD

i wanna start ace attorney 6 but also it's a big time commitment :(

i've heard it's one of the best ones though so i'm really excited for when i do start it! maybe it'll even top aa1 :3

probably not. turnabout goodbyes is like the best case in the entire series.

bitches call me goro akechi the way i'm autistic and evil

if there are any lurkers who see everything i post but don't follow or int then i hope you know that i love you just as much as my most beloved mutual

my home page is a 50/50 mixture of the most down bad shit known to mankind, the kinds of things that would make god fall to his knees in tears, wondering what he had wrought upon the world he claimed to love... and the other half is gay lawyers and toxic yaoi.

i love tumblr.

i'm bored and i wanna answer boring questions :3

(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME!!! or don't it's okay either way <3)

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

what’s the perviest thing you’ve done irl?

not entirely sure how to answer this unfortunately...

i haven't done much that's explicitly perverted on purpose (i still try to cling to some aspects of my morality and like... shame, as much as i try to get rid of both). but i suppose i've lightly touched myself in class (not to the point of orgasm but it was still something).

and also i'm terrible at remembering little things so i might have done something way weirder!!