Just Had Freaky Dog Sex W/ @cyanospectre While Listening To Linkin Park During A Thunderstorm

problems with sharing a room

they snore!!

they're generally loud in their sleep

we have different sleeping preferences (like temperature and shit)

(and i can't stress this enough) i can't goon all night!!! i mean, i probably wouldn't anyway but i'd at least like to have the option.

What is your favorite number sweetheart?

not giving it up THAT easily, mon chéri.

let's just say... ~arcsin(0.2923).

where the 1000 year old vampires at

who up lookin for a thrall

it'll be shit like this and then right next to it is the fluffiest, silliest ace attorney yaoi i've ever seen.

also just this, in general.

Kid raping their parent? Grinding on dad’s lap cause they saw it on TV? Sucking mom’s tits when they’re at no age to be feeding?

i can't tell if i was too smart or too dumb to get gr00med.

i WANT to believe it was the former, but... it was probably the latter tbh.

last post of the night (...probably...)

i NEED to get drunk and send people incoherent, horny asks on tumblr. or just incoherent... that sounds equally fun.

or high. i get really fucking horny when i'm high for some reason.

if there are any lurkers who see everything i post but don't follow or int then i hope you know that i love you just as much as my most beloved mutual

phone is pretty much completely broken buuuut my laptop cam still works :3

sleep is for the WEAK

(i am evidently quite frail... good night, chat.)

no wonder people think I'm submissive... I mean I am sometimes but I love being more dominant, too! I guess I just struggle with confidence and comfort when it comes to stuff like this. god knew I would be too powerful if I didn't have anxiety.

even when I'm anon, I struggle pretty heavily with saying things because they just feel wrong. I always just end up being so polite because I'm terrified of scaring people off, I don't want to make them think I'm weird or gross. I want to make friends and respect people's boundaries, but it's hard to do both!!

this prob doesn't make any sense :(