Hey Kids, Take It From An Old Forest Hag: It's Totally Okay To Half-ass Your Hobbies

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thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

HOT MESS: An Ode to Bar Patrons (3/4)

Devonte

Handmade art doll

I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha

adaptations of dracula are hilarious bc like 99% of them butcher the entire point of dracula to the point of being unrecognizable and it's infuriating but then there's sesame street. he just lives in new york and teaches kids how to count bc his name is a fucking pun. absolutely perfect, no notes

From the zine

The struggle is real

on my way to marry him one day

Three extremely unintelligent individuals.