Adaptations Of Dracula Are Hilarious Bc Like 99% Of Them Butcher The Entire Point Of Dracula To The Point

adaptations of dracula are hilarious bc like 99% of them butcher the entire point of dracula to the point of being unrecognizable and it's infuriating but then there's sesame street. he just lives in new york and teaches kids how to count bc his name is a fucking pun. absolutely perfect, no notes

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