Can I Have A Kiss Pretty Please Just Want One Or Maybe Two…hundred Five Thousand Please Please Please

some hades doodles from instagram (@/soranker) 🥰

the new trailer had me missing the og characters

If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

Glorious Hermes, slayer of Argus, hear me,

O gracious giver of good things

Hermes of the markets and of trade

Please lend me your aid

As I prepare for this interview 

Please be with me

Friend of mortals I ask for your help

That I may make a good impression

That I may get this job

Luck-bringing Hermes, the renowned ready helper

Lend me both luck and skill

To earn this position

As I pour out this offering, Hermes hear me

Son of Maia hear my prayers

That you may offer me skills in persuasion

Guide me so that I may be successful

Great god of finance lend me your aid in securing this position

Kind god of luck offer me whatever luck I may need

God of persuasion allow me to sway their minds in my favor

For this offering I give you now

For the times I have sung your praises

For the offerings I have left you before

For the learning I have done in your name

Hear me kind hearted Hermes

For if I am successful and am given this job I will paint you a portrait

For if I receive this job I will give you coin in thanks

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

List of “unrequited love but turns out!! it’s actually requited” prompts

“What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?” “…Let’s be real, you did have a lot of fun shoving your tongue down my throat in public.”

“Oh my God, why are you crying? Does me liking you disgust you that much?” “No, you dumbass, it’s because you like me back but I spent all of this time thinking you’d never like me that way!”

“Look, we can pretend I never confessed if it means you’ll stay—” “What?! No! You can’t just take back your confession! That’s such a coward move and I’ll not allow that! Especially when I feel the same way towards you.” 

“I’ll get over you. I promise. These feelings, they’re— they’re only temporary, I swear. I—I’ll get over you. Just please don’t leave me—” “Did you ever think, that maybe, I don’t want you getting over me? What if I don’t want these feelings to be only temporary? That maybe I… Like you, too?”

“I didn’t mean to fall for you.” “And neither did I.” “…Fucking pardon?” 

“So according to _____, you’re in love with me, too?” “Oh, that fucking bast— wait, did you just say too?” 

“You need to stop kissing me like you mean it; I’m going to read into things wrong and end up breaking my own heart.” “That’s because I do mean it every single time. You’ve just been too dense to realise.” 

“Why are you apologising for liking me back?” “Because I don’t want to ruin— wait a second. Pause and rewind, what did you just say?” 

“You don’t have to like me back, you know? I just wanted to let you know how I felt, that’s all.” “Well, too bad! Because these feelings are mutual, and now you can’t get rid of me.”

“Why are you lying to me? You can tell me the truth, it’s okay. I’m strong enough for the truth, I swear.” “What? I’m not lying to you! You’d think you’d pick up on the signs that I’ve been in love with you, for fucking forever, but apparently someone’s too obtuse to realise that!” 

Bayonetta partying ft pinkpantheress

take me to art museums and make out with me

babes, you’re eerie-sistible

2020 sketches