Karlie X Japan✨

Karlie filming for Adidas yesterday in New York City (6/4/24)

I love that you believe this is news to me, anon (who believes Jerk is straight and Kar is in love with him. Lol). 🤭

You can scream all you want in my inbox and fill it with your bullshit, but none of that will change the truth.

Jerk will still be G-A-Y!!

Karlie is still with Taylor. ☀️❤️🌼

And you will still be a misogynistic, anti-semitic and HUGE piece of shit!! 😝🖕🏼

"And here's to my baby

He ain't readin' what they call me lately".

T'👶🏼! ☝🏼✌🏼😉

Karlie's Twitter account being gone means we just lost the original source of this national treasure... the Pentagon was hit

Moment of silence for the Camp that she looked right in the eye. Never forget 😔

Never Grow Up mashups

not only is the math mathing but to sing/mashup with

the Best Day and Robin and on certain dates is suspish

Karlie in TTPD

Not sure why people think Kaylor is dead based on TTPD. Like...the following songs a million percent confirmed it for me (and I still haven't dug into all 31 songs on the albums).

Note that Karlie exists (IMO) as an alternate perspective, or as a background character, or is there in the sense that Taylor is speaking about Karlie's role in the PR shenanigans.

-The Tortured Poets Department

-Down Bad

-But Daddy I Love Him

-Fresh Out The Slammer

-Guilty as Sin?

-The Alchemy

-imgonnagetyouback

-Robin

...and these are just the songs I've absorbed.

I can't tell you how naturally this album fits into my sense of the arc of their relationship. I'm coming off of a ridiculous amount of time with Taylor's older albums and Karlie is ALL OVER THE ABOVE SONGS. Again, in my opinion. But like...it's my strong opinion. LMAO

Okay, I will spread this cute theory before she announces

Scribd

Reputation is About Karlie Kloss

Gaylor theory

🖤🖤🖤

Just a couple of gals wearing matching watches (for multiple months now) and pinky rings, released on the same day.

Nothing to see here.

i wanna be LSK but… //

I’m so sorry anon, but I personally find it really funny when people hear the songs where taylor is working through her feelings of being betrayed by Scott B and attribute them to karlie instead.

It’s like finding a man holding a gun standing over a dead body and saying, hang on a minute… what if the real murderer is the victim’s gf… because two of her friends liked a gossipy tweet written by a known shit-stirrer!

that is to say, we know for a fact that taylor felt deeply betrayed by scott b, seeing as he’s verifiably the actual person who sold her masters to scooter, after treating taylor like family since she was very young. it’s pretty self-evident he deserves the level of vitriol in the smallest man who ever lived (besides the other descriptive details that link him to tsmwel, mtr etc).

as for taylor and karlie suddenly never being seen together again (seemingly drifting apart a whole year before the heist even happened, remember?), well she hasn’t spoken on that, so naturally we read between the lines in the songs to find out. some people have taken the masters heist songs to be about karlie, and ran with that. but others see karlie and taylor’s retreat into privacy reflected in songs under the ‘love blackout’ theme (especially around here, you’re on a longtime kaylor blog 🙈)

love blackout = the hints taylor has put out again and again that she intentionally distanced her public image from karlie’s because it was too dangerous to carry on as openly as they had at first. 2016 election sadness themes, secret love themes, all consistent over the years. all while writing new love songs that use callbacks to the rep muse, to yail even 🥺. as if taylor’s been using all the confusion and her masterful quill of misdirection to achieve her priority of protecting karlie. not protecting karlie’s public image and clout with swifties, which she doesn’t need to maintain her success because she was always successful in her own right! no, it’s all for Karlie The Person in their secret bubble of reality. all this showmanship, you know. the great war, hello!!!! too many songs to name where the kaylor chandelier is safely out of sight, but you can still see flickers through the boarded up windows ❣️

so forgive me for having a chuckle. to any anons who sincerely🛸want to believe, I’m just throwing it out there that there are plenty of us that never found the karlie-betrayer theory convincing at all. if you take a closer look at everything, the timeline of events and all the songs since, does it really make sense? (especially when there are so many shitty men in the mix who are more obviously to blame lol)

~ if you post, thank you for facilitating this rant 9wing, I’ll get off my soapbox now xxx

yup yup

i think a lot of people are predisposed to blaming karlie and so everything becomes a sort of confirmation bias.. which partially, i would argue, was by design.. so in a sense i do not fault gaylors or others for falling into this hole. but i do sometimes feel like faulting them a tiny bit for those who never climb out of it. there’s plenty of information and clues needed to figure it out and climb out of it.

one thing i don’t like about the whole “let’s not talk about muses” discourse is while the spirit of it is supposed to be “let’s study why these songs sound gay instead of commenting taylor lyrics on these people’s instagram pages,” in practice the phrasing almost is like giving yourself permission to pass judgement on the people in taylor’s story and then never reevaluate them. people often say ~lets not talk muses that’s invasive and gross~ and conveniently refuse to adjust their perception of karlie (for example) based on what taylor is putting out there, while making convenient exceptions for any interpretation they find that works to reinforce their already negative perception of her. and then after bitching about her they’ll cover their timeline in lisa frank dolphins because apparently that’s what paradise is. i dunno. it all feels dystopian to me atp 😆

🤷🏻‍♀️

another thing too,

taylor was seen in new york that day (same day karlie posted the handprint in wet cement post) and then the very next day they were both papped hanging out at a bar in beverly hills 🙂‍↔️

so slut! being west coast coded works just fine 😌