"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"
What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:
- efendim Stojan Šmrk
(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)
I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.
Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.
me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids
I found this in my gallery and refuse to explain any context behind it
- efendim Stojan Šmrk
Well anyways to distract myself from the shit I went through on Thursday, I'm going to post pictures from it!
Yes me, Stoja, I was at the stadium when we played the game. Regardless of the result it was probably one of the best experiences I've had regarding football
ALSO JURANOVIĆ WAVED AT ME GUYS DJFVSKDBDK
They're ass I know but it is what it is
- efendim Stojan Šmrk
WHERE is ramos going please someone give him a JOB he’s UNEMPLOYED and he hasnt put a shirt on since psg he said its either a jersey or im NAKED
average croatia national team fan + EL LIVIIIIIIIIIIII
— efendim zika mlaz
I'm so desperate foe them to win that I'll turn back to catholicism. I just need my pookies to win.
-Efendim Stojan
How I felt watching tonight's Euros 2024 draw
translation: Croatia is playing today
thank you @xdominiklivakovicx for the tag, appreciate the interaction brotha! BD
name:
🐈Stojan
🐈⬛zika, žičomir, ziki, mlaz, veliki mlaz, mlaki.... anything goes
sign:
🐈Aries sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising
🐈⬛cancer sun, sagittarius moon, sagittarius rising, i was an astrology bitch a while back ya see
time:
exactly 7pm lol
favorite band / artist:
🐈Ayesha Erotica
🐈⬛magazin, plavi orkestar, crvena jabuka, krankšvester, ayesha erotica, lady gaga, britney spears, tv girl
last movie:
🐈Legally blonde
🐈⬛shes the man
last show:
🐈Big bang theory
🐈⬛jujutsu kaisen season 2
when we created this blog:
6th july 2023
other blongs:
not applicable
do we get asks:
🐈No
🐈⬛uh we got like one methinks
followers:
20
average hours of sleep:
🐈12
🐈⬛5-6 max during the schoolyear its around 4-5h
instruments:
🐈None
🐈⬛sorrey na im untalented lol
what im wearing: 0
🐈Shorts and tank top, both black
🐈⬛black kappa track pants and an old ass crusted black esprit shirt
dream job:
🐈Medical laboratory diagnostican
🐈⬛english professor for the convenience and relative leisure but id prefer to be a journalist for the bigger pay
dream trip:
🐈Trip across all Europe or a big trip across Scandinavian countries
🐈⬛japan, south korea and idk anywhere in europe
tagging:
@lonely-salamander @ditezadarsko @adonislovesurmommwah @sorceresski @moonystoes @ysommer
efendim stojan šmrk + efendim zika mlaz / cro + eng / cro nt enjoyers (and others) / pioneers of delusion and insanity
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