Ah Yes Me And My 150cm Tall Livi Cardboard Cutout That I Got For My Birthday From Stoja

Me, looking my friend straight in the eyes while buying two croatian nt related books at Interliber: Don't you dare comment on this or tell this to anyone.

Then she proceeded to give me the most judgmental stare ever.

Anyways the books I bought xoxo (I'm so normal)

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Oh I am SOOOOOO DEFINITELY 100% REAL NO CAP normal about this man. No weird intensions or particular thoughts about him...

So normal.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I. Am. So. Normal. About. Him. I. Don't. Know. What. You. Mean. By. Daddy. Issues.

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

unwavering 牢固たる

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

gay tier list bc i love makin these

idk why the tier list gave sosa and orsic these musty ass pics nawwe

— efendim zika mlaz

do y'all really think minors don't read the fanfics y'all write?? 💀💀

szobo lovers rise up!!! please!!!!!! i been a szobo girlie since his leipzig days!!!! PLS HE IS SO HDOEJDKSKDNDJKSSNN *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

— efendim zika mlaz

I'm sorry BUT WHO THE FUCK APPROVED OF THE NEW JERSEY DESIGNS??? THEY'RE SO UGLY.

Okay I actually like the blue one but the red and white one is ATROCIOUS. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN COMPANIES MAKE THEIR LOGOS MORE MINIMALISTIC FOR NO REASON.

Like...

THEY'RE NOT CUNTY ANYMORE 😭