Why I'm Having An Existential Crisis Over This

sometimes a relationship with your father is like “my father is a malignant presence, a bully, and a liar” and “I’m better than you” and “let me out. I don’t want to be you” and “I just do what my dad tells me” and “I can see through you” and “why did you never ask me?” and “he sees everything” and “you have a hard time finding a happy medium between worshipping him and wanting to kill him” and “he loves me. he does. it’s just a wrong kind of love expression” and “fuck dad, he can kick me as many times as he wants” and “pass me the fucking shotgun” and “dad, please. /what have you got in your fucking hand?/ i don’t know, love?/ love? you come for me with love?” and “there’s nothing you could say to me now that I would ever believe” and “are you a cunt?” and “he never even liked me” and “I can’t forgive you … but it’s okay. I love you” and “it’s what dad would do” and “you hated him./ I loved him” and “maybe the poison drips through” and “he was so terrifying to us” and “when he let you in, when the sun shone … it was warm in the light” and most importantly, “he made me breathe funny”

This is so chaotic. I love it

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

that last one was to far

don't mess with the dps fandom, we're like 8 and will cry if we see snow.

trying to find these fics again

So, I know that both of them are on ao3, but I can’t find them anywhere

1- James is the man who lived, and he’s still Harry’s father; he married again and I believe he has other children, he sends Harry to live with the Dursleys after he is sorted into Slytherin. Harry is captured by Voldemort, and already accepted his fate, but Voldemort ends not killing him and accepting him into his side. Harry meets James again under the belief that Voldemort is giving his body back.

Not sure if it’s a Harry/Voldemort fic

2- Harry is captured and kept in a glass coffin in a very cold place after, I believe, Voldemort finds out that he’s a horcrux. Voldemort visits him through his dreams until Harry pisses him off, and then Harry is kept there awake without being able to sleep and totally motionless. Harry is able to possess Trelawney and say some stuff to try and help himself. Snape ends up saving him and they fake their death with a fiendfyre just in time Voldemort arrives at the scene

Harry/Voldemort fic

can’t wait to find another little piece of poetry that makes me feel like ive been punched in the throat

Oscar Wilde. That's all.

Professor: *puts an Oscar Wilde quote on the board and asks us to say whether or not we agree with it and why*

Me, choking back tears at having to say this: I...agree with Oscar Wilde

i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i'm in my mid twenties and in the arms of my lover who reads poetry to me everyday while we watch the sunset and i'm completely at ease and safe and warm