That Last One Was To Far

This is so chaotic. I love it

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

not finished yet but yeah

Man I just finished Babel and I was excited to read discussions online because there's so much going on in it with so many little things and just....angry white people. Everywhere. Truly a dead dove moment.

Oscar Wilde. That's all.

Professor: *puts an Oscar Wilde quote on the board and asks us to say whether or not we agree with it and why*

Me, choking back tears at having to say this: I...agree with Oscar Wilde

My last and only Request shall be, That my self may only bear the Burthen of your Grace’s Displeasure, and that it may not touch the Innocent Souls of those poor Gentlemen, who are likewise in strait Imprisonment for my sake. If ever I have found favour in your Sight; if ever the Name of Anne Boleyn hath been pleasing to your Ears, then let me obtain this Request.

my favourite chaotic academia things~

bingeing murder mystery shows all night and guessing who the culprit was 

drinking bucket loads of cocoa instead of coffee

annotating books with “lol” and “lmao” instead of insightful thoughts 

wearing graphic tees with dress pants or blazers

drawings and reminders written all over your arms and hands 

95% of your reading consists of fanfiction

staying up until 3am to help your friend write an essay you haven’t even started 

debating (more like arguing) about the ethics of capitalism 

drinking tea out of shot glasses and wine in a thermos 

discussing why certain political figures and composers were 100% queer 

playing Bach and Mozart on an electric piano 

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

trying to find these fics again

So, I know that both of them are on ao3, but I can’t find them anywhere

1- James is the man who lived, and he’s still Harry’s father; he married again and I believe he has other children, he sends Harry to live with the Dursleys after he is sorted into Slytherin. Harry is captured by Voldemort, and already accepted his fate, but Voldemort ends not killing him and accepting him into his side. Harry meets James again under the belief that Voldemort is giving his body back.

Not sure if it’s a Harry/Voldemort fic

2- Harry is captured and kept in a glass coffin in a very cold place after, I believe, Voldemort finds out that he’s a horcrux. Voldemort visits him through his dreams until Harry pisses him off, and then Harry is kept there awake without being able to sleep and totally motionless. Harry is able to possess Trelawney and say some stuff to try and help himself. Snape ends up saving him and they fake their death with a fiendfyre just in time Voldemort arrives at the scene

Harry/Voldemort fic

me to my christian mom: the bible is too big

also me: *read a fanfic with 648,523 words in less than a week*

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion