WAIT GUYS I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING

i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i'm in my mid twenties and in the arms of my lover who reads poetry to me everyday while we watch the sunset and i'm completely at ease and safe and warm

my dreams show me what i really want. it's you.

why it's still you after all this time?

that last one was to far

don't mess with the dps fandom, we're like 8 and will cry if we see snow.

can we PLEASE make friendship love stories a thing????

I’m talking centre of the plot, big gesture, chasing-after-them-in-the-rain-to-make-a-dramatic-love-confession, “you are my person”, platonic soulmates love stories.

I want love stories written like love stories, about platonic relationships.

My last and only Request shall be, That my self may only bear the Burthen of your Grace’s Displeasure, and that it may not touch the Innocent Souls of those poor Gentlemen, who are likewise in strait Imprisonment for my sake. If ever I have found favour in your Sight; if ever the Name of Anne Boleyn hath been pleasing to your Ears, then let me obtain this Request.

Marauders fanfic authors be like: “it’ll have a happy ending, I promise!”

Also Marauders fanfic authors: *kills off half the characters*

trying to find these fics again

So, I know that both of them are on ao3, but I can’t find them anywhere

1- James is the man who lived, and he’s still Harry’s father; he married again and I believe he has other children, he sends Harry to live with the Dursleys after he is sorted into Slytherin. Harry is captured by Voldemort, and already accepted his fate, but Voldemort ends not killing him and accepting him into his side. Harry meets James again under the belief that Voldemort is giving his body back.

Not sure if it’s a Harry/Voldemort fic

2- Harry is captured and kept in a glass coffin in a very cold place after, I believe, Voldemort finds out that he’s a horcrux. Voldemort visits him through his dreams until Harry pisses him off, and then Harry is kept there awake without being able to sleep and totally motionless. Harry is able to possess Trelawney and say some stuff to try and help himself. Snape ends up saving him and they fake their death with a fiendfyre just in time Voldemort arrives at the scene

Harry/Voldemort fic

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

This is so chaotic. I love it

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?