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James: Moony yk what I just realised? If Regulus married me, Sirius would officially be my brother-in-law. And when you marry Sirius we'd be some form of brother-in-laws too! We'd all finally be officially related!!!
Remus: Wait, yeah..Merlin, that'd actually be aces!! So then, if one of us winds up in Mungo's again, we won't have to argue to see them- we can just barge right in because we're officially family!
James: That's so fucking morbid. Moony, how did you even get there?
Sirius & Regulus, watching them from the shadows, unnoticed:
Regulus: So Remus actually has no idea about the ring you've been carrying around for more than 2 months, I presume?
Sirius, gazing fondly at Remus: *sighs* Yeah, no, I haven't asked yet nor has he found ou-... Wait, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RING??
FUCK THE SUPREME COURT!!!!
Besties for life❤️🖕
After James and Sirius replaced all of Lily's quills with self writing ones that only wrote love poems about James, Lily and Remus spent two weeks pretending they were dating. Holding hands in the common room. Sharing snacks. Sitting in each other’s laps. Sirius was losing his mind. James cried. Twice.
POV: the gremlin next to you is doing some friendly scetching…
Current project
My favorite headcannon- Remus: Casanova of griffindor tower
I love all the hcs about remus being unconventionally attractive, but I'm also such a sucker for those where he's just insanely and objectively gorgeous
like yeah, he be worrying about the fact that everybody stares at him bc of his scars or bc they suspect of him being a werewolf or whatever, but actually they're all just dying inside over how he's a freakishly hot welsh boy with sandy-colored hair, hazel eyes and the dirtiest mouth they've ever seen
Peter is me and I am Peter
peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse
remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT
sirius: literally who the fuck asked
james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate
peter: yeah, and so are you
james: what is that supposed to mean???
peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing
*whomp*
Sound effect of punching a nazi✨🥰
you know what i LIKE that james and sirius were arseholes who cursed the shit out of blood supremacists at their school. punch a nazi
James, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Sirius, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Remus: what the fuck are you guys doing?
James: playing systemic oppression