James, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Sirius, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Remus: what the fuck are you guys doing?
James: playing systemic oppression
Amen to the rings
Sirius wears rings just to see the way Remus stares at his hands like they’re a religious experience.
NEW FIC!
‘Strictly romancing’
First chapter
Wolfstar
My_Leige123
Spreading this around bc I also need these headcannons
I need people to give me headcannons about Peter
Lily would try and go to St Mungos on the claim of insanity after realizing she liked James
what non-jily fans don't understand about lily realising she has feelings for james is that the whole deal was NOT cute. lily was screaming and trying to jump from the astronomy tower from the embarrassment while mary and dorcas tackled her down and marlene was pissing her ass off in the background. THAT is jily
It really, really did. At one point the doctor came up to Sirius to make sure he was not having a panic attack.
Close, but not quite. It was a gay crisis.
peter, filing in paperwork for Sirius at the hospital bc he has a broken arm: okay so who do you want as your emergency contact?
sirius: uh, remus, i guess
peter: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohhh boy this could take a while
sirius:
POV: the gremlin next to you is doing some friendly scetching…
*whomp*
Sound effect of punching a nazi✨🥰
you know what i LIKE that james and sirius were arseholes who cursed the shit out of blood supremacists at their school. punch a nazi
Peter is me and I am Peter
peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse
remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT
sirius: literally who the fuck asked
james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate
peter: yeah, and so are you
james: what is that supposed to mean???
peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing
Amen to that
Sirius Black was not built for moderation. Especially not when it comes to Remus Lupin in a button-down shirt and rolled-up sleeves. That’s a religious experience.