Reminded Me Of Something So Storytime:

Reminded me of something so storytime:

*Family dinner*

My brother: lol like that time I got hit be a car

Everyone: WHAT

Brother: yeah like two months ago. There's a GIF *shows us GIF of security cameras catching him getting hit by a car*

Us: are you okay??

Brother: yea the girl that hit me didn't ever talk to me afterwards lol

Us: ???????

It Was An Accident :(((
It Was An Accident :(((

It was an accident :(((

Tags

More Posts from Cowfoodisgoodfood and Others

1 year ago

I'm using the fact aromanticism is trending to ask: elder aros, how do you know? I don't know if I have a crush on someone or I just love them very intensely in a platonic way


Tags
1 year ago

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

1 year ago

מישהו זוכר את הפוסט על ארבעת האלמנטים? ואחד מהם היה חזירי בר? רבלגתי אותו בזמנו אבל אני לא מוצאת אותו. אני אמרתי שיש חזירי בר בירושלים ולא האמינו לי. אז עכשיו ראיתי חזיר בר בירושלים ואפילו יש לי הוכחה מצולמת:

מישהו זוכר את הפוסט על ארבעת האלמנטים? ואחד מהם היה חזירי

לכל החיפאים שאומרים שרק להם יש חזירי בר ולא מאמינים: בבקשה

1 year ago

I struggle to comprehend those of you who say Israel is prolonging this war because they "want" to. Because they want to hurt other people, or because they want to conquer the middle east, all the reasons are equally stupid.

Do any of you really think any of us WANT to be doing this? Do the parents WANT to be crying over the graves of their children? Do the soldiers WANT to be fighting for their lives and possibly losing them in the heat and the fire and the dust? Do the refugees from the endangered areas WANT to be crammed in hotel rooms with thousands of strangers? Do the loved ones of the hostages WANT to be outside in all kinds of weather, screaming for their return?

Do the kids WANT to be drawing the soldiers pictures so they'll have something to smile at amid the death and destruction? Do the teenagers WANT to spend hours on their feet packaging food and supplies?

Does every single citizen in this country WANT to dread every knock on the door and every telephone call?

I don't think the word "want" is in the vocabulary of this war. I know that the distance between the average leftist overseas and the average Israeli is pretty unbridgeable right now, but surely this can't be that difficult to understand. We are currently thinking in terms of survival. There is no "want" and "don't want" involved in this war anymore. There is "need", "must" and "fuck, I guess we have to do this, don't we?".

That's about it.

Hope that cleared something up.

3 months ago

How the hell did I get caught up in an argument about Dick's skin tone again? 😭

DRAW HIM ANYWAY YOU WANT, AND LET ME DRAW HIM ANYWAY I WANT.


Tags
2 months ago

וואו קיבלתי את כוח 12 באירוע לבני ובנות מצווה בעבודה של אבא שלי והייתי כזה: מה אתם מנסים להכריח אותי להיות דתיה?

אז תרמתי את הספר ושכחתי מקיומו עד לרגע הזה עכשיו

ספר ישראלי אהוב?

.

6 months ago

I once wrote a super long comment like that AND THE AUTHOR MADE A SEQUEL??? FOR ME???? AND GIFTED IT TO MY ACCOUNT????

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

10 months ago
Borzoi White Mohair With Zipper (box For Pajamas), Glass Eyes

Borzoi White Mohair with zipper (box for pajamas), glass eyes

1 year ago

Petting a street cat. Helping an old woman that dropped her bag in the bus. Complimenting a Haredi girl with a really cute handmade bow. Asking an Arab girl for directions, and her explaining in extreme detail. Pulling a random boy from the road before he will get run over. Translating between the English speaking lady that wants to buy coffee and the Hebrew seller that can't understand a word of English. Crying, and a Haredi woman comforting you without knowing who you are or what is going on. Helping a family of tourists to get to the old city. Helping to comfort a kid in a bomb shelter in a neighborhood that isn't yours. Street libraries. Helping a woman in Central Station pay with her phone for the metro. Benched with names of people who loved this city. Decorated pavement that someone made years ago and somehow stayed intact. People who aren't always nice, but are always kind.

This is Jerusalem.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • sharkboyeli
    sharkboyeli liked this · 1 month ago
  • avalonnights
    avalonnights liked this · 1 month ago
  • glidedroses
    glidedroses liked this · 1 month ago
  • sayoou
    sayoou liked this · 1 month ago
  • chikaoomfwua
    chikaoomfwua liked this · 1 month ago
  • zombiehorse78
    zombiehorse78 liked this · 1 month ago
  • colonelbadtouch
    colonelbadtouch liked this · 1 month ago
  • jarofcoins
    jarofcoins liked this · 1 month ago
  • alanoctis
    alanoctis liked this · 1 month ago
  • alanoctis
    alanoctis reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • tooper21
    tooper21 liked this · 1 month ago
  • thebodyonthedancefloor
    thebodyonthedancefloor liked this · 1 month ago
  • sleepyspurs
    sleepyspurs liked this · 1 month ago
  • scy-807
    scy-807 liked this · 1 month ago
  • yesiiiartblog
    yesiiiartblog liked this · 1 month ago
  • eldritchflowerfur
    eldritchflowerfur liked this · 1 month ago
  • natcat5
    natcat5 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • goreboymoss
    goreboymoss liked this · 1 month ago
  • starprincejelly
    starprincejelly liked this · 1 month ago
  • meliskool
    meliskool liked this · 1 month ago
  • tails-is-cool
    tails-is-cool reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • tails-is-cool
    tails-is-cool liked this · 1 month ago
  • veone
    veone liked this · 1 month ago
  • a-light-no-shadow-can-touch
    a-light-no-shadow-can-touch liked this · 1 month ago
  • wundurrae
    wundurrae liked this · 1 month ago
  • the-johnny-gay
    the-johnny-gay liked this · 1 month ago
  • bernnianna
    bernnianna reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • bernnianna
    bernnianna liked this · 1 month ago
  • cartasdosul
    cartasdosul liked this · 1 month ago
  • pruesgirlfriend
    pruesgirlfriend liked this · 1 month ago
  • booksandteaandpets
    booksandteaandpets liked this · 1 month ago
  • found-it-family
    found-it-family liked this · 1 month ago
  • depressed-with-music
    depressed-with-music liked this · 1 month ago
  • crookedanneking
    crookedanneking liked this · 1 month ago
  • guts4ammo
    guts4ammo liked this · 1 month ago
  • iliveinbetweenthepages
    iliveinbetweenthepages liked this · 1 month ago
  • cosmic-void-kitten
    cosmic-void-kitten liked this · 1 month ago
  • nightsitaras
    nightsitaras liked this · 1 month ago
  • turtleflier
    turtleflier liked this · 1 month ago
  • thatonevoidling
    thatonevoidling liked this · 1 month ago
  • drunk-cryptid
    drunk-cryptid liked this · 1 month ago
  • mrjhof
    mrjhof liked this · 1 month ago
  • idi0etryst
    idi0etryst liked this · 1 month ago
  • srasdoesthings
    srasdoesthings liked this · 1 month ago
  • vstlou2804
    vstlou2804 liked this · 1 month ago
  • mushroompasta
    mushroompasta liked this · 1 month ago
  • sascha-graves
    sascha-graves liked this · 1 month ago
  • studywithrosie01
    studywithrosie01 liked this · 1 month ago
  • plausiblyaperson
    plausiblyaperson liked this · 1 month ago
  • thatsroughbuddy19
    thatsroughbuddy19 liked this · 1 month ago

(she/her, Israeli) I post stuff and like food

133 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags