I was in an archeological dig from 12,000 years ago in one of the hottest places I have ever been in. The ground was so bright you couldn't look anywhere without blinding yourself. You would get heatstroke in the blink of an eye. The archeologists on site told me that 12,000 years ago, this place had snow. SNOW! I couldn't even imagine that, but the climate had changes since then.
starting an elite paramilitary black ops group who sneak into the homes of authors and cut one to three zeroes off any number of years given in a fantasy or sci-fi novel
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
broke high schooler
broke college student
freelance photographer
high school teacher
unpaid intern
pizza delivery guy
research assistant for doomed scientific project
guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
This girl I know let me look up something on her phone and her search history was "batman office" "how does batman's office looks like" and she probably writes fanficion and I just had to give her the phone back like a normal person
Scrolling through instagram and seeing that someone I go to uni with has liked a meme about Batfam AO3: ONE OF US ONE OF US
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עד שאומת חזירי הבר החליטו לתקוף. רק רשות הטבע והגנים הייתה יכולה לעצור אותם, אבל כשהעולם היה זקוק לה יותר מאי פעם, היא נעלמה (אני בירושלים ועכשיו יש כאן המון חזירי בר ואף אחד לא עושה כלום)
חזירי בר בגליל, גמלים בנגב, דורבנים בירושלים וכלבי ים במישור החוף. ארבעת האלמנטים לארבעת האומות שחיות בהרמוניה.
Modi'in.
Okay but what is the worst city in Israel?
This is what happened to me!!! And my friends now think I have no taste in TV and refuse to listen to my opinions about it
this is how i imagine showing doctor who to any of my friends:
*trash can eats a person and burps*
friend: i thought that this show is beautiful and changed you fundamentally as a person?
me: bro i swear it gets better
*skin pancake plays toxic*
בצו הראשון שלי, הייתי 161. עליתי על המכשיר מדידת גובה בלייזר. הוא אמר שאני 210. החיילות באו לכתוב את זה, ואז קלטו שמשהו לא בסדר. רשמו שאני 158
אני: איזה משחק אכזרי גנים הפסדתי בו שגרם לי, גבר טרנס, להיות רק מטר 56, מתחת לגובה ממוצע אפילו לנשים!
אני:
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