Ok What If, Thanks To Giving Birth To Two Quarter-force/eldritch Skywalkers, Padmé Wound Up As A Force

The english language is so confusing that sometimes I'm tempted to go to the french side of the internet, settle down over there, and every time someone starts telling me shit about how bad my french is, I can let them know that the only reason I'm not fluent in french like I'm fluent in english is because the english won the colonialism. I would be a fluent francophone if it weren't for the french being the second best in their own game.

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

Important chart btw

Hope my cat finds peace

She’s not dead, just loud

I didn't pour milk on the counter so Mouse could eat deconstructed cereal off it actually

Grackle with Chip

just watched a doe trip over her own front legs and bomb face first into half a dead tree. 10/10