More Proof That Capitalism Was Never "freedom" Or "small Government".

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

Can’t properly explain it, but “I like this character”, “I like how this character is written” and “I care about this character” are 3 very different things which may or may not overlap.

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

I didn't pour milk on the counter so Mouse could eat deconstructed cereal off it actually

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

Scar if he only accidentally let go of his brother

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that