Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

One of those "we bought this before we learned he was crazy" tesla bumper stickers, but it's on a ford.

wade actually knows about both

*john mulaney voice*

there is a

boat

stuck in the

suez canal

it's never happened before

no one knows what the boat is gonna do next, least of all the boat

its never been sideways in a canal before, it's as confused as you are

in the world where we're all rivers you are instead proven "silty beyond a reasonable trout" and sentenced to the diversion of your head waters (in the world where we're all rivers this is basically execution)

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

my new paintings

Through has got to be my least favorite way out