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The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

Where did Muriel even find that book

I’m only a few episodes in but he’s kind of a mood

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr