French Onion Soup Rats 🧅🐀

*john mulaney voice*

there is a

boat

stuck in the

suez canal

it's never happened before

no one knows what the boat is gonna do next, least of all the boat

its never been sideways in a canal before, it's as confused as you are

The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

trying out they/them pronouns for a while just fyi

adoringly staring at mama

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

more people with the same first name should date. i want to study the linguistical influence

I actually… love this