(Edit: Fixed A Spelling Mistake Because A Few Of You Had Pointed It Out)

I was going to post a stupid pun involving the name of the band Imagine Dragons, but I literally just noticed that my rhyming dictionary lists "Italian" as a word that rhymes with "imagine", and it's completely displaced the original thought in my brain. Italian dragons.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

family game night🎲