Corvidaecollectibles - Copper Cassius

spoke deeply to me.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

Bucky: What the hell is wrong with you?

Walker: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

let's witness the declaration of a new pope with mama

if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

me: I'm exhausted, but I need to push through anyway

my brain: get some rest, if you don't have your health you don't have anything

me: ... you do realize that quote is from THE VILLIAN in the princess bride, right? Why should I take health advice from a man who tortures people as a hobby?

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

bitches be like “I’m a writer” and then abandon their wip for months. it’s me I’m bitches.

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him