Had A Dream That Involved Someone Suggesting Freezing Cubes Of Butter As Ice Cubes For Iced Coffee As

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍

Bunch of paintings

Mist will come back soon in my city, summer is ending

Power has been out quite a bit this week, lots of thunderstorms and heat...couldn't keep the daily paiting cuz heat stroke

my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

*john mulaney voice*

there is a

boat

stuck in the

suez canal

it's never happened before

no one knows what the boat is gonna do next, least of all the boat

its never been sideways in a canal before, it's as confused as you are

I didn't pour milk on the counter so Mouse could eat deconstructed cereal off it actually