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Still it's something dante nu carnival nu carnival dante nukani kuya metabox fivesposting nu carnival kuya there’s a small joke comic in one of the artbooks that gives me thoughts but the gems depicted there are props so (shrugs) also noting that there’s ~something~ going on with kuyas sight since he cant see the lenticular print on the back of his novelty card set but that could be a fox thing iris only has the potential to be horrifically uncomfortable though i guess in general it is not ideal having gem lodged anywhere on your body i do have dante ~temperature~ metaphor thoughts about his gem eye feeling cold in his skull on the kuya side: him having a foreign object lodged in an intimate place like his eye forever and remembering a time before he forever had a chunk of huey literally inside him forever in comparison i feel like quincy is probably chilling though it can’t be super comfortable to have a chunk of gem weighing on the back of his hand fun thing with quincy and edmond having the backs of their hands replaced with something that isnt theirs the stuff there with ‘knowing [x] like the back of your hand’ is fun but pretty weak in terms of actual character weight for me fun is fun oh the invasiveness of having some guys lifegunk crystallized on your body forever

and yet crazy coincidence one trip up and then u double explode into essence (reference to the fact that essence is released upon death and looks like fireworks) (<— also from the hanabi dante card. he also says he knows this firsthand after reading the book due to witnessing aforementioned deaths) honestly i think dantes two first cards with eiden (hanabi and christmas) are very funny from his perspective like 1) the summer festival where is frequently seeing colorful explosions that remind him of his parents deaths and the 2) eiden actively inviting him to carve an ice sculpture your new long distance situationship invites you to hang while you do work in their state and somehow the universe conspires into adding in weird niche things that feel super weird to you but are innocuous to anyone else of course eiden didnt think dante would have a thing about ice sculptures!!! he's from the fire territory also... special mention to them fucking at his parents graveyard and eiden also.... being around on the anniversary of his parents deaths?? at least blazing coliseum (his default ssr) is like. mostly a normal date lmao

dante nu carnival nu carnival dante nukani nu carnival eiden eiden fivesart theyre being more embarrassing than usual but they dont know it because its all yokai body language stuff the purring the tailholding the rubbing up against each other craziest yokai pda going on in the breakroom smh if eiden's bunny customer peeped this he'd crash out i think

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dante nu carnival nu carnival dante nukani fivesart if he just tells them that they're trying to extort solaria they get defensive 🙄 and they often seem to forget he runs in the same circles as them he knows the king and the water consul he's not going to get angry in your face and give you an excuse to throw him out it's a 'when in rome' situation he'll just lightly blackmail and socially manipulate you like any self-respecting light noble

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