Contacthigh520 - Day 901 Of Thinking About Those Ice Sculptures

i'm always saying this

🧡 • dumbo octopus!

What a year this week has been.

testing the water so uhhhh nukani art dumb

kabru + grief and self denial

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

puppy and bird

these are my two non-event ssr cards in my team ❤️

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

lets be carried by mama

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know