Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

asoiaf discourse is hilarious because the series is filled with some of the most fucked up problematic shit you've ever read like horror violence incest treason war crimes you name it but for the last decade 80% of fandom arguments have been trying to decide which traumatized teenage girl is secretly worse than any of the men who gleefully violated the geneva convention

my friends: now that it’s summer, it’s finally warm enough to sit outside in the evenings!

me, a mosquito magnet:

i can’t relate to people who bitch about reddit. name one other website where you’ll get subjected to such an assortment of guys

this is why they are shutting this fucking site down

club penguin tumblr jokes

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

when u log tf in

i wish i was born in Morrowind

every day i would inhale ash and blight. I would drink sujamma with my Great House. I would talk to outlanders about Solstheim. Every night i would have disturbing dreams about a man in a golden mask. i would also be more likely to meet ALMSIVI, Saint Jiub, and Barenziah.

Solstheim A terrible place, I’ve heard. There’s a boat from Khuul, if you have any reason to go.