People Need To Realize That There’s A Difference Between Straight People And Straight People™

astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

Do you prefer women or men?

death

Kaveri löysi tän ja aateltiin et helvetti, tässähän on kaunista suomipaskaa.

My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)

Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am