I Need To Find A Husband And Have A Baby Now

Star Wars AU where everything is the same except everyone wears snazzy sunglasses — prequel edition

You say wind, I say love.

I'm so ashamed that he represents me.

A congressman tweeted that his office is under invasion. You will NOT believe who he was actually talking about. 

20 years ago, today, the world got just a little bit prettier. You're welcome, world.

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

When bae asks for a dick pic...