I Just Realized I Haven’t Told You Guys About How 3rd President Of The United States Thomas Jefferson

So last night I got drunk and played The Sims

Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.

My brother and I discussing #GTAV.

HTIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRAMATIC BUT THERES LIKE FIVE OF THEM

SPOILER WARNING: The ending of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, out in theaters this Friday, March 25, 2016. #IWasPaidForThis, #NotReally, #ButIWishIWas

EXACTLY.

So I took the garbage out... At 1:34 AM, and I noticed that the whole backyard was lit up. When I looked to see if any of the lights were on outside, I didn't see anything. So I looked up, and I saw the full Moon, and all the stars, in a perfectly clear sky. Not a single cloud in sight. And I had a moment of, "This is the single, most beautiful site I will ever see." This picture doesn't do it any justice, but I just wanted to document it in some way. Most people don't think of anything when they look at the sky. But me? Like a nerd, I wonder about all the possibilities that are out there. What kind of life is out there, living their own lives, unaffected by humans, and unaware of how big our shared universe really is. But then I get sad when I realize I'll never live to see any of it. And then I get even sadder when I realize that I care about something that will never affect my life in any real way and is actually pointless for me to waste my time thinking about it. But, oh well... We still have cats here on Earth, so life's not all that bad I guess... But I really need to go to sleep.

Batman, 2016.

Beyoncé and Kendrick out here making white people uncomfortable with their Blackness on 2 of the world’s most watched televised events and I LIVE.

Happy Black History Month y’all