This Is So Funny

EXACTLY.

In 5 billion years, the Sun will expand into a Red Giant star and swallow up the planets Mercury, Venus and Earth, before exploding in a supernova, wiping out all life that may still exist on any other celestial bodies in the Solar System. But yes, God will punish us for NOT lynching gay people and Muslims. Totally.

A running list of all the people Donald Trump has offended while running for President:

Women

Mexican people

Black people

Iowans

New Jerseyans

Jewish people

People with disabilities

Refugees fleeing the Islamic State group

Overweight people

Asian people

Veterans

Native Americans

Muslims

America, this is your Republican presidential front runner. These highlights don’t even mention babies, civilians and half the country.

(This post will be updated as Donald Trump continues to distribute his two cents’ worth.)

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

So I took the garbage out... At 1:34 AM, and I noticed that the whole backyard was lit up. When I looked to see if any of the lights were on outside, I didn't see anything. So I looked up, and I saw the full Moon, and all the stars, in a perfectly clear sky. Not a single cloud in sight. And I had a moment of, "This is the single, most beautiful site I will ever see." This picture doesn't do it any justice, but I just wanted to document it in some way. Most people don't think of anything when they look at the sky. But me? Like a nerd, I wonder about all the possibilities that are out there. What kind of life is out there, living their own lives, unaffected by humans, and unaware of how big our shared universe really is. But then I get sad when I realize I'll never live to see any of it. And then I get even sadder when I realize that I care about something that will never affect my life in any real way and is actually pointless for me to waste my time thinking about it. But, oh well... We still have cats here on Earth, so life's not all that bad I guess... But I really need to go to sleep.

Me watching the Clinton vs. Trump debate...

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.