God Bless You Elan, You Are My Hero.

my stomach hurts

NASA has released more than 8,000 images of the Apollo missions. [flickr archive]

Me and my niece, Valery, literally seconds before I got a lap full of poop.

The Archeology Song (x)

I guess he’s not waking up.

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

BB-8 when upset:  frantic beeps and boops

R2-D2 when upset:  SCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAACH

BB-8 translation:  “oh me oh my oh dear oh no,,”

R2-D2 translation: “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCKCK”

For more on the Fermi Paradox and why alien life hasn’t found us yet. (Infographic via futurism)