Beyoncé And Kendrick Out Here Making White People Uncomfortable With Their Blackness On 2 Of The World’s

this is absolutely remarkable

this is way too fucking relatable

Back on March 25, 2016, I achieved the possible. I succeeded in what has been described as "something only a fat, no-life loser would take pride in." I, Adam Lawrence Campbell, first of his name, the self-proclaimed "Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive", King of Nothing and Protector of Twinkies, earned my 1,000th trophy on the PlayStation Network. #1v1mebruh

My wallpaper is essentially stretch marks.

Everything that made me pretty now lies in a baggy. #RIPFabio