I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

GAYS EAT DA POO POO. DEY MUST BE STAWPED.

A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

PLEASE?!

Dragon Ball fans rally for petition to officially change name of planet Kepler 22b to Namek

Who will win this epic battle between Johannes Kepler and Demon King Piccolo?

this would be awesome!

EMMA PICKETT HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 8AM THIS MORNING WE DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHERE SHE IS AND EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT. SHE HAS WHITE PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR BUT HAS RECENTLY DYED IT WITH A SHADE OF PURPLE. SHES A LOCAL GIRL FROM CUPERTINO HIGH SCHOOL, IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HER MESSAGE Kaz Matsui SO HE CAN NOTIFY HER PARENTS SHES A SWEETHEART AND I CANT BELIEVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. WE NEED HER BACK HOME.  IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE BAY AREA OR SANTA CLARA AREA PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS GIRL *************UPDATE:PEOPLE HAVE CURRENTLY JUST TRACED HER PHONE TO THE PALO ALTO AREA, IF YOU LIVE NEAR THERE PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT KNOW ITS DARK OUTSIDE BUT WE NEED HER HOME****************

GUYS PLEASE HELP IF YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA

Malaysia Airlines Flight 17

To all you militant atheists out there, telling religious people over the internet, "prayer duznt works bich, gods totes nt reel, fggt.", fuck you.

Do I believe prayer works? No, but that doesn't mean I should go around putting people down that do. Sure, I don't think prayer helps the world, me or the people they're praying for, but as long as their not doing any Godly (or Satanic) human/animal sacrifices then who cares? You have no right to tell someone what they can or can't do on their own time, so long as their not hurting anyone else. That not only applies to one's religious affiliation, but also to one's sexual preference, a woman's decision to get an abortion, or an addict's decision to use drugs.

Some people pray when tragedies happen, some people make jokes when tragedies happen. I don't denounce people that do either, I think they're both acceptable responses to the horrible things the world and humans are capable of. Prayer and comedy, believe it or not, are both coping mechanisms, and sometimes the only way you can stand to live in such a fucked up world is if you can pray about it, or, dare I say, laugh about it.

*sigh* With the rant over, who remembers when flying on Malaysia Airlines wasn't a deathtrap? #ThrowbackThursday

Jared Leto The Joker on Twitter April 1st 2016