Cainterburytales - Stone Cold Bastard

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

im sick guys

"its important people talk about their experiences with plurality" i tell myself. "if the only people talking about it are people who are sure what they're experiencing is normal and textbook and 'right', it will continue feeding into a cycle of people bekng afraid to talk about themselves and always thinking their plurality is somehow wrong," i continue, still shaking, for the fear that im doing it wrong will forever haunt me

WEREWOLVES versus FASCISM

something blue

my boyfriend’s purse goat with bonus rag bunny

the essentials

just found this. This is how DID feels most of the time

-host

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real