Sibling Has Said Terrible Things To Me Involving Brynjolf. Please Kill On Sight.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

So I've quit McDonald's... Time to tell about my second secret job.

Why would u call him that :(

under the ocean floor there is hoarer

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.

with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?

Amethyst sketch before starting my hw

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

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