Britneysice - Hot As Ice !

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the early 70s are just called Brian May because this was HIS era oml

I actually need to rant about everything bad Brian May has done because everyone acts like he's SO innocent and it pmo so bad. I literally JUST say someone on Pinterest say "ugh.. he's only so pure..." because there was this goofy ass whisper about 'freaky' Brian whispers (the OP literally called me out???) I know this lowk has nothing to do with what I'm talking about but I needed to say that 😪.

They forget this is the same man who cheated on his first wife when she was pregnant TWICE. First time was when she was pregnant with Jimmy (I don't know if they knew they were pregnant yet though but the timeline matches up to when she was pregnant so it doesn't matter) on their New's Of the World american tour. I think what had happened was there was an after-party somewhere in New Orleans and he went after Peaches and yk. I'm pretty sure Chrissy would've been at least 2 months at this time, adding up Jimmy's birthday and the tour's start. I think there was a other time she just disappeared. I don't know. I'm not an expert correct me if I'm wrong. I think the time she might've fled was when they played in New Orleans in '75.

Second time, the most known time. Anita and Brian's PUBLIC affair. Positively insane. They were always so lovey-dovey on TV and then acted shocked when they got caught. Well, what did you think was going to happen. All the blame is actually 50/50 for them both. I mean, Brian was the one who talked to her first but Anita was the one who KNEW he had a wife and still decided to pursue a romantic relationship with him. Quite literally in interviews she has said they met at a movie premiere and she stepped over Chrissy like wowww. But it's also Brian's fault because he was the one who went back to Anita time and time again. I also heard they met because they hooked up some time around live aid? I don't know if this is true. I'd believe it if it was though. He also made her cry on TV because he "broke up" with her. knowing well he wouldn't go back to Chrissy if it was the last thing he did. #justiceforchrissy

This 'man' is a man child to the farthest extent. On Queen's first Japan tour Brian had a fit in a bar. After a show, Brian went to the bar and was trying to get a drink but the dude behind the counter was like, "uh hey bro we're about to close. no more drinks for the night." and Brian had a whole tantrum and started shouting "Do you know who I am!". This one is pure facts. Also when he would start fights in the studio for NO REASON. Punched Roger in the face for no reason in the studio. He is a stubborn control freak and it shows. He can't take any criticism to save his life.

This man can't stop cheating. I know I listed cheating a paragraph before the last but that was JUST when his wife was pregnant 😹. He has a lot of known cheating stories but there's still some that aren't addressed that he has accidentally mentioned before. Speaking of, he was on the "Fret Not' podcast a little over a year ago (video here). At about 19:30 he starts mentioning "Love affairs" and this random woman who left his house? It couldn't have been Chrissy because that doesn't make sense. I'm assuming it was the 70's if he was broke because in the 80's he had multiple houses. It would've not been hard to pay a little 3 dollar per minute fee just to phone in for at least 15 minutes (45 dollars for 15 minutes, it is).

Another cheating story is his secretary, Julie Glover. There's literal pictures of them together. Anita found out and called Julie's husband and it was a MESS. Julie was around since 1985 so you never know If she could've been been with Brian. I think someone said it (the affair) might've started in 1995 because there's pictures of them together then but I'm not sure. Julie quit her job shortly after the public got a hold of their affair in 1999 and then Anita and Brian got married. Messy.....

pictures of them together, late 90s. Couldn't find the '95 picture.

The whole Peaches saga that I briefly explained in the 2nd paragraph. But I will explain further. In 1974, Queen had a celebration for Queen II in April. The month is important because I read somewhere Chrissy and Brian got engaged in late March of 1974 so that's just great. There was this young stripper named Peaches at 'The Dungeon' in New Orleans (this obviously inspired Now I'm Here). They had sex (most likely. she was a stripper.) and Brian fell in love with her. He kept trying to find her and was hoping to see her for the tour but then he fell ill and didn't see her for a year or two. Then in 1977 they had another encounter and he wrote, "It's late" about her. Writing two songs about a woman who didn't really care for you is insane.

He also preaches about don't hurt animals but he killed 12 deer on his property in the '10's.

He always tries to stay relevant like every other aging rockstar tends to do. He is always on Instagram trying to find a new project like okay Brian we get it gosh. Maybe you were great then you don't have to be great now. Just let the fans come to you. It's like when he keeps trying to feature on songs and stuff.

He always tries to play victim. Like when he was cheating a lot. "God why is my love life so bad" I don't know maybe don't cheat and be a good husband??? Just a thought though.

i heard a story on Instagram not too long ago about someone saying that they were at a concert and Brian was manipulating them into coming to his hotel room. Saying lines like, "I'm so lonely". The YOUNG woman politely declined and he got mad.

I think this is all I have to say. Most of this is cheating stories so what does that say about Brian.

Brian May isn't innocent. Some of y'all need to wake up.

LMAOOOOOO

This how life been feeling recently

Lover, You Should’ve Come Over.

Notes: CHAPTER THREE OUT??? WOAH. ok dudes i know it’s been almost two months (since february 21st🧟‍♀️) BUT ive been VERY busy i had a lot with school and i had a concert. I feel like this is bland but i PROMISE ill get another chapter out by early next week sometime because im finally motivated!!

WARNINGS: not edited. jk. no warnings!

Summary of chapter: Y/N spends all day getting ready for her big day “meeting” Brian but discovers bad news.

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The day before the concert was what seemed to be the longest day of Y/N’s life. She woke up at six in the morning as she intended and got ready. She did everything she could to make herself look flawless. Even though Brian had seen her in class with her most horrendous outfits on, she could still try to redeem herself from that image. She couldn’t ever imagine herself doing something like that on purpose let alone in front of Brian. Brian always seemed to be effortlessly beautiful. He always had clear skin, shiny perfect curls, and he was always skinny. It didn’t make sense to Y/N how one person could be so beautiful.

That morning, Y/N took an hour-long shower. When she got out, she put on her robe and wore a face mask for 2 hours straight while Jo looked at her weirdly. Then she proceeded to put all kinds of different creams on her face. Half of them were stuff she didn’t even know existed but she still put it on her face just in case. She knew that Brian was a man and he probably didn’t care but she did. Y/N waited a while before putting her makeup on because she didn’t want to seem desperate to the non-existent audience watching her.

As Y/N put her makeup on she only thought about one thing. What would she say? What would she do? Everything was swirling in her head like a tornado. Jo knocking on her door stirs her out of her thoughts. Jo opens the door and struts towards Y/N in the tiniest skirt she’s probably ever seen.

“Can I use your mascara?” Jo asks while tapping her foot.

“Wait a minute, I have to finish first.” Jo groans at her.

“You’ve been getting ready for almost 10 hours now. How much longer can you take?”

“I didn’t want to mess my makeup up.” Y/N replies while putting on mascara before handing it to Jo. Jo rolls her eyes and scoffs.

“Like I said before, almost 10 hours. What could have possibly missed?” Jo leans down to the mirror and starts applying the mascara with skill, her skirt barely covering anything as she leans. Y/N stays quiet for a minute. Y/N stares into the mirror and plays with her hair a bit.

“Nothing.” She murmurs while admiring her makeup, leaning in to make sure there were no blemishes. Jo looks down at Y/N, setting down the mascara.

“Roger told me Brian has gone out with this one girl twice.” Jo says suddenly. Y/N feels her soul crush a little. She hasn’t even stopped to think about something like that. Maybe they weren’t officially dating yet. Knowing her luck, they probably are. Y/N continues to stare into the mirror, now manically brushing her hair and fixing her makeup.

“Who?” That was her biggest question.

“That girl from biba.” Jo senses her tenseness and wearily says the words. All this did was make Y/N more upset. Mary? But Mary was her friend. She would’ve told her if she was going out with Brian. There's no way they're actually going out. Y/N just shakes her head easily, minding her hair and makeup precisely.

“Mary would’ve told me if she was going out with Brian. I’m sure of it.” Y/N utters out in a confident but somehow also shaky murmur. Jo shrugs.

“You never know.” Y/N always knew. Or at least she thought she did. Anyway, she had a feeling Brian wasn’t with Mary but Jo’s words teasingly repeated in her head.

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Even on their way to the gig, Y/N heard Jo’s words in her head. Why would he invite a girl to a gig if he had a girlfriend? But then again, men are men so you can’t trust that fact. She knew she was stressing over nothing. They barely only talked thrice but he still meant the world to her.

The gig was in a small bar just off their campus. It could only hold a hundred people or two. When Jo and Y/N got in, there were only a couple groups of people, drinking and whatnot. The stage took up half of the small bar. Jo touched up her lipstick before setting off to go find Roger, leaving Y/N alone.

Y/N always hated small places like this with a lot of people. It felt as if you could barely breathe, though everyone was in their own group. There was a group of snobby girls ogling at her. Y/N looked down at her shoes. The girls looking at her seemed to be groupies; considering how perfect they looked and wearing what one would call “revealing clothes”. Gosh, how Y/N wished that Jo was there to protect her. Jo was always too starstruck around Roger though. She couldn’t get away from him if she was near him.

Y/N knew she was a grown woman and she could take care of herself but it felt good to have someone near you. But also she knew she’d act the same if Brian was hers. She was brought out of her thoughts by none other than Jo and Roger.

“Earth to Y/N.” Roger snaps his fingers in front of her face. Y/N jolts to attention with a small, “huh?”.

“I was asking if you want to backstage after all?” Jo asks, giggling softly at Roger’s antics.

Y/N just nods and fidgets a little, not-so subtly thinking about Brian.

“Just this way, darling.” Roger directs Y/N and Jo towards the backstage which was a small windowless room with a few vanity’s and a singular couch. Brian was sitting at a vanity, shaving or something whilst Tim was doing random vocal exercises. Y/N wanted to turn around as soon as she saw Brian but that’d be rude. it was the only thing that was natural at this point in time.

Brian sees, out of the corner of his eye, Y/N. He immediately stood up and walked towards her with (quite literally) open arms. Y/N felt as if her heart was hugging her brain. All she wanted to do was jump onto him and kiss all over his cheeks but that’d be wrong. Brian hugged Y/N into the warmest bear hug she’s ever been pulled into.

“Oh, hey,” Brian smiles into your hair due to the height of his body, “Y/N, is it?”

“Yeah.” is all the girl can say. Brian nods and pulls away before shaking her hand with enthusiasm. He seemed happy to meet her and it made Y/N happy to be around him. Y/N couldn’t seem to understand why he’d be so happy to be around her, she was nothing special.

She felt to keep her distance though. She still didn’t know if he was in a relationship, she wasn’t that kind of girl.

“Are you excited for the show?” Brian asks while still grinning at her. Y/N stutters a little with her response.

“Oh, no, yeah, of course I am!” Y/N knew she sounded like an idiot. Brian didn’t seem to care though he just listened to what she had to say.

cant wait to be married and to come home after a long day and curl up next to my favorite person in the whole world and fall asleep

Brian May but in a patrick hat because im so funny

I want him so bad, it's not even funny.