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Way more than 10 words dude

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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how were generals and commanders not mad horny all the time with all those buff men in armour kneeling before them with their big submissive eyes and promising to do anything they are ordered to under pain of death

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

Lost and Found

A witch that has lost her doll!

It was right next to her a moment ago! They were shopping together! It wouldn't go off without good reason, but where could it have possibly gone?!

She searches the aisles one by one, walking at a brisk pace, doing her best to keep herself from breaking out into a dash!

Not here. Not here. Not here. Not-

There! In the bakery section!

She breathes a sigh of relief, calming herself before approaching it.

She gives it a tap on its shoulder when she walks up to it.

Immediately it turns, mentioning that it realized that they should get brownies because she loves them!

Silly, silly doll. Of course it was thinking for her sake! She isn't surprised at all!

But, still, she gives it a hug!

It asks if something happened!

She mumbles a no, that she's just glad that it's okay.

The doll hugs her back, squeezing tightly.

Of course it would be okay. It wouldn't leave her alone like that.

What a wonderful doll.

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

there was backlash from homeschooling "parents rights" advocates in my area before because of a daycare teaching kids about consent...all they learned is that you don't have to accept unwanted physical intimacy. one scenario that happened is a parent told her toddler boy to kiss a toddler girl in class. toddler boy comes back and says that toddler girl didn't want a kiss. it turns out the kids were taught that you don't touch someone if they say "no". parents thought this was ridiculous. I felt crazy hearing them talk about it, why in the world would you be upset by kids respecting each others boundaries, and why are you asking your toddlers to kiss each other in the first place as if they're toys and not human beings?